The Future Is our hope Transcript

Part 1
(intro starts)

Stan: (gets out of bed) Good Mor- OWWWWWWWWWWW!

Francine: What the?

Steve: so, Stan told us, we should go to school

Stan: Oh boy it's swell- AAH!

Hayley: and broke his neck

Steve: don’t worry, we’ll have a good time.

Hayley: bye everyone!

Stan: I think I broke a leg!

Steve and hayley: Let's take a boat to Bermuda Let's take a plane to Saint Paul Let's take a kayak to Quincy or Nyack Let's get away from it all

Let's take a trip in a trailer No need to come back at all Let's take a powder to Boston for chowder Let's get away from it all

We'll travel 'round from town to town We'll visit ev'ry state I'll repeat, I love you sweet In all the forty eight

Let's go again to Niag'ra This time we'll look at the fall Let's leave our hut, dear Get out of our rut, dear Let's get away from it all

(The bell rings)

Steve: finally!

(At music class)

Trinity: It’s See-(Slip) AHHHHHH!

Music teacher: oh dear trinity, better be more careful

Steve: would you be ok if we use instruments to sing a song?

Trinity: go ahead!

(the two grab their instruments)

Steve x Hayley: I've a special secret children ought to know;

It's about the little mistakes you make as you begin to grow

If you make a mistake, you shouldn't start to cry

Mistakes are not so bad, and here is why:

Oh everyone makes mistakes

Oh, yes they do

Your sister and your brother and your dad and mother too;

Big people, small people, matter of fact, all people!

Everyone makes mistakes, so why can't you?

If you make a mistake while counting to ten

Well don't get mad and don't be sad;

Just start to count again

And if you should only get to eight or nine

I'm still your friend and I still like you fine

'Cause everyone makes mistakes

Oh, yes they do

Your sister and your brother and your dad and mother too;

Big people, small people, matter of fact, all people!

Everyone makes mistakes, so why can't you?

If you spill a glass of milk all over the floor

Well, your mom and dad still like you just as much as they did before

'Cause when Mother and Dad were just as small as you

I'll bet that they knocked their milk over too

'Cause everyone makes mistakes

Oh, yes they do

Your sister and your brother and your dad and mother too;

Big people, small people, matter of fact, all people!

Everyone makes mistakes, so why can't you?

If everyone in the whole wide world makes mistakes

Then why can't you?

Part 2
(At the bus stop, a group of kids are waiting)

Erica: Ok everybody, listen up! The Whole family is frozen in position while Steve just eats breakfast on a loop

Steve: And in the end, Francine had enough of Stan constantly taking ages just to get ready in the mornings and so married another man

Erica: So, hows the kids?

Corey: pretty good

Simon: Yo, did he open the door to the bathroom?

Hayley: uh, yeah

Kayleigh: Sorry I’m a bit late! But, Word has it, Steve is still chewing that food waiting for Stan to come down

Ryan: So, During the theme song, Steve is the only one eating, Roger is staring at the bowl, Hayley is thinking about her life, Klaus is just bored and Francine is frozen

Zachary: Haven't you ever felt like you took a walk?

Steve: you mean? Francine was still sleeping when stan jumped out of bed.

Hayley: But, How did she get downstairs and make breakfast before Stan got down?

Zachary: Because stan was taking his time getting ready.

Kayleigh: Man, Steve just repeatedly putting the fork in his mouth with everyone else just frozen?

Emily: according to my calculations, in the comment, steve stuffing his face with breakfast while hayley reading a book and roger doesn't even take an bite. poor roger

Steve: at the newspaper segment, stan should had said "who cares" before jumping into his car.

Hayley: the coach is here! Hop in!

(at school, Erica walks into the cafeteria kitchen)

Erica: so, second day, right?

Coey: fantastic

Science teacher: Today's science lesson, chemistry

Steve: chemistry? Great!

Hayley: why not add some potions! Science coats, goggles? All ready to go!

Steve x hayley: Oh, chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes

Monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salamander thighs

Rabbit ears and camel rears and tasty toenail pies

Stir them all together, it's Mama's Soup Surprise

Oh, when I was a little kid, I never liked to eat

Mama put things on my plate, I'd dump them on her feet

But then one day she made this soup, I ate it all in bed

I asked her what she put in it, and this is want she said:

Oh, chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes

Monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salamander thighs

Rabbit ears and camel rears and tasty toenail pies

Stir them all together, it's Mama's Soup Surprise

Hayley: or should we sing, red potion, yellow, green, blue and pink?

Steve: why stir them all, it's potion surprise

Steve and hayley: I went into the bathroom and I stood beside the sink

I said "I'm feeling slightly ill, I think I'd like a drink"

Mama said "I've just the thing, I'll get it in a wink

It's full of lots of protein, and vitamins, I think."

Oh, chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes

Monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salamander thighs

Rabbit ears and camel rears and tasty toenail pies

Stir them all together, it's Mama's Soup Surprise

Stir them all together, it's Mama's Soup Surprise

(Meanwhile, at class 13)

Miss mills: Okay class, it's time to learn English. Now, How do you spell, Spider?

Steve: S, P, I, D, E, R

Miss Mills: Good job, Hayley

Hayley: S, N, A, K, E

Miss mills: no no no no, it’s a song! Just sing this song!

Steve: I remember when Mary Lou

Said, "you want to walk me home from school?"

Well, I said, "yes, I do"

She said, "I don't have to go right home

And I'm the kind that likes to be alone some if you would"

I said, "me, too"

Hayley: And so we took a stroll

Wound up down by the swimming hole

And she said, "do what you want to do"

I got silly and I found a frog

In the water by a hollow log

And I shook it at her and I said, "this frog's for you"

She said

Steve and hayley: I don't like spiders and snakes

And that ain't what it takes to love me

You fool, you fool

I don't like spiders and snakes

And that ain't what it takes to love me

Like I want to be loved by you

Part 3
Erica: (whispers) Sounds like stan needs underwear change

Steve: hang on, He made a hole in his underwear

Erica: that’s a fever. You know, I’ll just, get out of here, come on guys

(Pop music playing)

Steve: I fell in love with you watching Casablanca

Back row of the drive-in show in the flickering light

Popcorn and cokes beneath the stars

Became champagne and caviar

Making love on a long hot summer's night

Hayley: I thought you fell in love with me watching Casablanca

Holding hands 'neath the paddle fans

In Rick's candle lit cafe

Hiding in the shadows from the spies

Moroccan moonlight in your eyes

Making magic at the movies in my old Chevrolet

Both: Oh a kiss is still a kiss in Casablanca

But a kiss is not a kiss without your sigh

Please come back to me in Casablanca

I love you more and more each day as time goes by

Steve: I guess there're many broken hearts in Casablanca

You know I've never really been there so I don't know

Hayley: I guess our love story will never be seen

On the big wide silver screen

But it hurt just as bad when I had to watch you go

Both: Oh a kiss is still a kiss in Casablanca

But a kiss is not a kiss without your sigh

Please come back to me in Casablanca

I love you more and more each day as time goes by

Oh a kiss is still a kiss in Casablanca

But a kiss is not a kiss without your sigh

Please come back to me in Casablanca

I love you more and more each day as time goes by

I love you more and more each day, as time goes by